- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

Whay lawrence pearson ir r8 gay

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

What's big, green, has 4 legs, and if it falls out of a tree will kill you? A pool table

What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

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