- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue Poems don't have to rhyme

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

if you don't like this you're gay

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

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