What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

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What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

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Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

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Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

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WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

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why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

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Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

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Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

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I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

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Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

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Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

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What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

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A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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