- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

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what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

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Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

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