- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

Yo Momma so old, that she has arthritis.

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

Roses are red Violets are blue Buttercups are yellow Thats about it

You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, we're taking your house. This is a vacation notice, please be out of the property in 30 days. Have a nice day.

Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

Enough Red to share, RAWR! With me only though! But hey, do me a favor wear your glasses not your contact lenses. "That anime" do you watch anime? Or hentai or whatever?

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A man in a trash compactor.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had down-syndrome

Y' can't spell rape without ape.

What's black on top and white on the bottom? Half an oreo

How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

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