- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Opinions are like assholes. I'm not sure how they are alike, but that seems to be the general consensus.

Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Will Smiths rapping attempt was suprisingly not harmful to his career as he later played in blockbusters such as Independence Day, Men in Black, The Pursuit of Happiness ect..

What do you get when you cross a road with a car? Severe injuries or even death.

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with, "In accordance with Megan's law"

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

What's in a glass and drinky? A drink

roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

You know whats worse than finding a fly in your soup? 9/11

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

What happen to the girl that did the splits. Her legs broke.

Three Black men smash windows to enter a house. They're firemen and are rescuing a young child...

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

Q: Why did the man cross the road? A: Cause he felt like it.

how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

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