- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Why does a clown wear makeup? So you can't identify him to police after he shoves your kids in his tiny car and drives away.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

- Knock Knock. - Who is it? - I am - I am what? - I am dying please help me. - Sorry, I don't speak with strangers.

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 had a lot of PCP went crazy and shoved a gun down 6's throat

Your flying on a canoe, and one of the wheels breaks off. How many pancakes does it take to fix it? Trick question there is a gorilla on board.

alert("Hello");

What's brown and ryhmes with snoop? Dr. Dre

whats brown and has a head? A: my penis

your skull would make a nice pen holder

Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

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