- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Robert: wanna hear a joke? Robort:ok, shoot. Robert: BANG!

Why are hurricanes named after women? They're wet and wild when they come and take your car and house when they leave.

a pig ate a hobo, the hobo was a blind rapist from canada

Did you know that if you took all the elephants on earth and lined them up in space, that all the elephants would die???

Q:what is the most annoying word that means nothing? A:every word has a meaning your question is invalid. ~Phish <3

A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

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Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

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