- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

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