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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It's okay, I got the yogurt.

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

A Christian and an Atheist are sitting next to each other in a bar. C: Sad you don't believe in God, 'cuz you'll go to hell after your death. A:I don't believe in hell neither..

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

So a baby seal walks into a club.

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Assuming the fact that these children are in fact deceased, it would be highly inprobable that they could perform any task. Or that they would need to see any light at all, since the point of that dark room is to keep them concealed.

If a tree falls on a deaf person, does anyone care?

Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

What did the cow say to the other cow? "Baaa", he had an identity crisis.

Why did the crossing guard drop his whistle? Because a kid got hit by a passing elephant.

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