- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

Your girlfriend.

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

how do you call someone? use a phone

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was suicidal.

Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

there once was a frog with no leggs

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

Why did the little boy want to sleep with his parents in their bed on the only night in weeks they'd planned to have sex? His bedroom was on fire.

What is worse than getting hit by a bus? 9/11

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

what do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a spaceship? a dinosaur spaceship

what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

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