- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

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