- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

anti jokes are like chickens. they arent funny at all. which makes them funny...

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

Contrary to the popular saying, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away," if you get cancer there's nothing an apple can do...

What do you call a cow that is lying on a barn floor? A cow

What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

Q:Howd the blind kid find his way home? A:He didnt, he got lost and died of starvation.

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

What's black and white and red all over? The color spectrum. Along with other colors.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

why did the chicken cross the road? he saw a rather desperate looking homeless person coming towards him, and, realizing he had no change, figured it was the best way to avoid an awkward situation.

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

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