- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

What does samios search on google? Shemale gey big t.it lactating big c.ock An.al tearing Ana.l dilation school girl rape compilation

What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

angelo snyder is not ga

How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

Title IX

knock knock come in !

Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get to chicken to have safe sex

Adam: knock knock!! Eve: who's there? Adam: don't be silly, just open the f*cking door!!

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

How do you wake up lady Gaga? You poke her face

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

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