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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

What's Michael J Fox's favorite toy? While, a magic 8-ball might first appear to be a good guess. Let's be honest, those things really lose their luster after the first couple times. More likely it's something like a sports car or big screen television.

Nineteen terrorists walk into three airports. Several hours later, thousands of people are dead sending the world into a state of emergency that subsequently changed how we live our current lives under the constant threat of both government oppression and extremist terrorism.

What do you get when u cross a owl and a bungy cord...........my ass

How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

A black man and a mexican are falling off a cliff. Who lands first? The police officer.

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

A my dog was a rappa. He recorded a hit. But it had no lyrics, because he is a dog.

Why did Chuck Norris's calendar go from March 31st to April 2nd? There was a misprint

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

What do grass and cows have in common? They both say "moo" except for grass

What do Jerry Sandusky and Michael Jackson have in common? They both had sex with little boys.

The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding poo in your shoe.

what did the boy with dyslexia get for his birthday? bad grades

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