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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

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