- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a black guy under water? A Scuba Diver

Have you ever had a traditional Ethiopian Dinner? Neither have they.

Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

What do you call an giraffe? Well, you should probably call it a giraffe if you want people to think you are literate and know your grammar.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a women.

hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

How many Jews can fit in a Volkswagen beetle? Four, although five is possible if you are not afraid of getting a ticket.

Why did the Asian crash her car? Someone shit on her windsheild.

how do you stop santa from laughing? snap his neck.

A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

Why does Snoop Dogg have an umberella? For shielding himself from the rain.

So, a man walks into a doctor's office. He says, "Doctor, it hurts when I bent my arm like this." The doctor tells the man that it is simply a sprained muscle after thorough examination.

Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

If we had some ham, we could have ham and eggs; if we had some eggs.

what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

What's worse than finding 7 dead babies in a bin? Finding one is missing.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse replies: "my wife has terminal cancer."

What is my cats favorite college? Harvard

what did the pregnant women get? A miscarriage

i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

I once duped this chick with a parrot. Crazy thing wouldn't shut up. The parrot was pretty cool

What do you put your key on? A key chain.

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