What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

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How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

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What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

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Whats fat and gay joe diragi

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Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

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Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

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What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

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A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

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Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

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what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

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a skinny sumo wrestler

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What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

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What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

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What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

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My friend and I were telling jokes the other day. Ha said " I've run out of dead baby jokes!" to which I replied " I've run out of dead babies."

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This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

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a pig ate a hobo, the hobo was a blind rapist from canada

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how many babies does it take o paint a house depends on how hard you throw them

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KNOCK KNOCK WHOSE THERE? AVOCADO AVOCADO WHO AVOCADO COLD THAT'S A RETARD JOKE HAHAHAHAHA GOOD 1

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Robert: wanna hear a joke? Robort:ok, shoot. Robert: *BANG!*

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What's the difference between a stepfather and a turkey? A stepfather is a man who married a woman who has already had a family with another man but the man does not mind because he has fallen deeply in love with her and wants to spend the rest of his life with the woman. A turkey is completely different in many respects.

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Q:what is the most annoying word that means nothing? A:every word has a meaning your question is invalid. ~Phish <3

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Pope: how to help the unfortunate people my fellow Christians? Christians: We should give donations and a lot of support. What we always do. Pope: and i shall wear this golden hat, sit on a high quality super expensive chair, this rope with gold attached to the decorations, and wave my golden staff as you help these poor innocent children. Christians: yes...that... Pope: P.S: and live in an expensive church with many children alone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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