Why did the car's airbag go off? He hit a boy eating his ice cream

How did 6-year old dyslexic boy start his essay on soap? Sopa is shit...

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

Why can't Bin laden drive because he's dead

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the chicken!

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

Why couldn't the Mexican man get a job? Because he was dead.

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

who is gay wit mon james cornish

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It's okay, I got the yogurt.

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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