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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

Q: What the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

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Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

Why did the boy fall off the zipline? He had no arms.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

There's an Irishman, a homo-sexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community!

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

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