- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

You know what makes no cents? 100 cents because 100 cents make a dollar.

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

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