- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

Why was the man choking? He was eating to fast.

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

What would Bruno Mars do if he was on the moon? Gasp and grab his throat in an attempt to get oxygen flowing into his lungs with no avail.

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

The duck didn't cross the road.

A blind man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the man for a moment, then asks : - Excuse me, sir. Are you blind ? And the blind man says : - Yes.

Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

What did the woman with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A diagnosis.

How do you kill a fat guy Keep giving him food he'll die eventually.

What did taxi driver say to the passenger? Where to, sir?

What do you call an elephant in a phone booth? Stuck

Why was Stephanie sad? She dropped a washing machine on her toe

Q: What happened when lost John lost his crack cocaine? A: He bought some weed.

why do fat people eat so much? who cares

Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

(Knock, knock) A: Who's there? B: Orange A: That is impossible. Oranges are inanimate objects and, therefore, cannot speak.

What do you do when you see an ostrich playing tennis? I don't know as I have little experience in the areas of ostriches or tennis. Frankly, I'm not quite sure why you're even asking me

"Everyone be very quite. Dont say a word or well get eaten by the big, fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "A word or well get eaten by the big fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "Look how clever Charles is now were all screwed."

Yo mamas so greasy that she has a beard

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