- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

chuck noris- can swim through land god- can walk on watter i- can run on air

You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

Why did the little boy cry and run home from the store? Because the store was out of pickles.

How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

well use a tissue!

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

Why did the prostitute begin to cry when she saw the chinese patron's penis? His testicles are diced onions.

why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

What did the white man say to the group of black men when there was a golf ball coming at them? Stay there! You are in no immediate danger!

the wild black man is searching for food. He spots a KFC, and goes wild. He then proceeds to get in line.

The average man ejaculates at 40mph, which is why its safer to hit a child at 30mph

What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

Why was the drunk man in jail? He had lost touch with himself because his wife cheated on him the previous night and to add to the fact she took his clothes so public nudity would be a problem.

Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

insert corny "a man walks into a bar" joke here

What did the cow say to the dog? Moo

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