Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

In my country we don't swim, we drown.

A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

What does a baby sound like being cooked in the microwave. I don't know I was to busy masterbating.

A American seeking into mexico

whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

KARL KARASHIAN - FACEBOOK

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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