- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

Why did the man stop smoking? Because he was shot in the face.

How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

Boner

Why did the woman have an abortion? Because she was raped at the age of 17.

What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

A: Why is that boy on the ground? B: He fell. A: Why did he fall? B: He tripped. A: Why did he trip? B: I tripped him. A: Why did you... B: BECAUSE I WANTED TO!

What did Santa say to his elf? Nothing. Santa isn't real. Elves aren't either for that matter.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

Why was little Jessica missing?? She was stuck in the freezer.

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Why didn't the boy's parents throw him a birthday party? Because his father is in jail for drug possession and his mother is dead.

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

True or false , is it hotter in the summer or in the city? False, because blue monkeys don't eat orangutan bones.

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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