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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

Your mom is so fat she's overweight

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

my gramma died

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

Ring Ring Hello? Click

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

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