What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

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Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

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Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

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Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

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Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

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An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

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What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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A man walks into a bar after a hard day of work, and he meets this girl and they really kick it off, so the girl says, "lets go somewhere more, private" and they both go to a more secluded bar that has less decibels of noise.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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Q: Why did Robin Williams kill himself? A: Because he was jealous of all the attention that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was getting.

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A stripper walks into a bar, she proceeds to cry because she's an alcoholic and a stripper. Meanwhile, her 3 children sit at home hungry. She then goes home, and grabs her gun and shoots her children, then shoots herself. Bucket.

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Why was the girl talking to the trashcan? Her entire family was killed in a forest fire. She was the only who made it out but she had several scars and burns. For six years she had no family to talk to. She then gathered an obnoxious amount of cheaply made plastic trashcans and painted her entire family on the trashcan and proceeded to talk to it. For several years now she has been in deep conversation with the trashcan. She then attempted to ask the trashcan a series and intense question in which the trashcan did not respond to. The girl grew very frustrated with the trashcan because it did not answer her question so she angrily threw it off the side of a cliff in the middle of the woods. To answer the question above, as the trashcan was violently falling off the cliff, the girl yelled, "See you next FALL"

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense?....

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so a man walks into a bar..... and says ouch.

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A Mormon walks out of a bicycle store.

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ill have a no.9 a n.9 large

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Why was Helen Keller depressed? She was deaf and blind.

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Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

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What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

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how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

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your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

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Knock Knock Whos there? John John Who Tic Tic BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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