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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was going through the minds of the Sandy Hook victims? Bullets.

:D STORY TIME! :D ... :D So once upon a time there was a... :) Uhm... :\ I forgot... Sorry :(

What did the Johhny say to the black man when he saw him buying a watermelon? Nothing, Johnny is mute.

Gerald: Hey did you know I was named AFTER Abraham Lincoln? Gloria: Because he was born in the 1800's and you were born and named many years afterward? Gerald: Ah... I guess I emphasized that joke a little to much - I'm sorry this conversation happened

What do you get when you cross a vampire and Adolf Hitler? A socially unacceptable and awkward hybrid of two unrelated, technically dead things.

"Jim would you like to share what you've written?" says rehab counselor "Roses are red, Violets are blue, Heroin is bad, I see sound."

Q: Why should you never let Jerry Sandusky babysit your children? A: Because, in November of 2011, Sandusky was arrested and charged with 40 counts of sexual abuse of young boys over a 15-year period. A man with this type of background does not seem like a an ideal choice for a babysitter.

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both live underground apart from the eagle.

You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

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how do you kill a bird? tie it to a tree throw a wasp nest at it and run the tree over with a semi filled with manure

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

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