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Ol-ive

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

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How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

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What is Hitler's least favorite month? July...

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm colorblind.

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

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What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

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A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

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A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

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What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

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A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

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Poop

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Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

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Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

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Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

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Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead got into a street fight. who won? The redhead because she had a gun.

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A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cue annoying little kids saying WHAT!!!!!!!!! A: To check out all the chicks

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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