Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

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A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

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What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

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Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

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Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

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A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

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Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

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What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

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How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

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Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

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Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

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Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

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What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

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My friends all use twitter but i dont know how to use it, so i said i will carry a megaphone around saying what i am doing at random times. Like yesterday i was in the library so i said into my megaphone "i am in the library" Yay i got 3 new followers, 2 of them were cops. Jokes From Blox Computers Corporation [Thailand] Bellow Joke In Thai: ?????? Twitter ???????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? "i am ??????????" ??????????????? 3, 2 ????????????????????

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whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

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Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

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Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

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-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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