What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

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What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

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Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

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Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

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Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Rapist :(

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There were two mufins in an oven. They did not say anything because muffins are incapable of speech.

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There are too many people in this bar, a man says. He then walks out of the bar and proceeds to visit his grandmother. Orange.

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What is green and can hurt your eyes? I don't know, but its definitely not a laser pointer.

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A man walks into a bar............. The bar explodes and everyone dies

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Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

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What do you get when u cross a owl and a bungy cord...........my ass

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My peni s

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Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

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"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

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Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

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What's brown and sticky? Feces.

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Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

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How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

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A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

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breasts

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Want to hear a joke? No.

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A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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