A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

knock knock come in !

angelo snyder is not ga

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

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What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

Kid 1: Mama why is my name Daisy? Mama: Because when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head! Kid 2: Mama why is my name Rose? Mama: Becuase it was a nice name.

Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

hashtags suck balls

Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

What's the difference between meat and fish? You can't beat your fish.

A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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