Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

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Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

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I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

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Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

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A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

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A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

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This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

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Do you want to hear a joke? No.

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Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

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Why did Amy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Amy

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When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

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Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

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A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

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whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

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Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

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What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

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Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

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A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

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"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

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Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

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What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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