Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

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What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

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What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

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whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

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How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

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Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

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So FDR walks into a bar.

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What did the blind kid say to his dad Nothing , his dads dead

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what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

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Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

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What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

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How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

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What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

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Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

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a piece of string walks into a bar and the bartender says “sorry we dont serve your kind here” so the string goes outside twists himself round and ruffles up one of his ends then walks back into the bar, the bartender says “aren’t you the piece of string i just kicked out?” the string then replies “i’m a frayed knot”

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Lil Wayne

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A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

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Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

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Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

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A man walks in to a bar, He sits down and enjoys a pint.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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