Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

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What does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? Ow

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A man walks into a bar, ouch!

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Your moma is so nasty. And one day she had a geust over and the geust says " May I use the restroom?" Yes but make sure you use the coffe can to the right because the letf one is full.

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One sunny Tuesday morning, Tom and his friends were outside playing at the park. Then, suddenly, a violent storm was rapidly approaching. It was recommended that everyone should seek shelter immediately.

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

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Do I know any jokes about sodium hypobromite? As a matter of fact, I do. It goes: "Do I know any jokes about sodium hypobromite? NaBrO."

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What is white and flys at you from a tree? A refridgarator. I lied about the flying part.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Um...thats impossible because chickens live on farms theyre are no roads....

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What is worse than finding a real joke on Anti-joke.com? Starving children in Africa.

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A: Knock, Knock B: Whos there? A: Noone, the door and the visitor are both existential figments of your imagination.

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Q: where was Johnny during the bombing? A: everywhere

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What do you get when an elephant and a pig have baby? Nothing, mating between animals must take place between animals of the same species, thus making it impossible to cross these two animals

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Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

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How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

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Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

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So, a man walks into a bar. His alcoholic habits are slowly tearing apart his marriage.

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What do communists and strawberries have in common? You can eat them.

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How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

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chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

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Chuck Norris threw a grendade, killed 50 people, then it exploded This is a highly improbable event considering no man is faster then a grenade

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what did the farmer say when he lost his red tractor?

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-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

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Why did the women die? Because She was a Squirrel.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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