- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

What's bad about the the 3 black Jews that just died...... They were my friends

whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

Three girls are eating icecream one girl sucks on her icecream the second girl licks on her icecream and the third girl bites on her icecream. Q: Which of the three girls is married? A: The girl with the wedding ring.

How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

What's the difference between a person and a cow? 2% of their DNA. The other 98% is virtually identical.

A three-legged prostitute, a coal miner, and R. Kelly walk into an all-midget rendition of Stravinsky's Rite of Spring. The miner has a heart attack and dies. The concubine and the vocalist do nothing to help.

men's rights activists

what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

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