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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

Who is green? Mike Wazowsky.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

A man tells the bartender," A bar walks into a man..." The bartender says," What the hell? I think you've had enough"

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

what has wheels and drives? a boat i lied about the wheels

Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

Whats worse tan finding a worm in your apple? Being touched by Michael Jackson

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

Why did the Triceratops walk into a grocery store? To buy groceries

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

Knock Knock. Please stop peddling your religion on my doorstep. .

Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

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