- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

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What did the amputee get for Christmas? Shot.

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

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