Your big dick.

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What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

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What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

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Why did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Because you touch yourself at night

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Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

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what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

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I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

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Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

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what is white on top and black on the bottom? Society

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What did the jew do to his waiter? He explained how he had provided excellent service and left a very generous tip to applaud his efforts.

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what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

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Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

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Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

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Y' can't spell rape without ape.

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What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

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2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

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A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

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A black man, a small child, and a priest were all standing in line. They were all checking in the hospital after being in a 3 car pileup

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How do you get a girls number? Grow some balls and ask for it.

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Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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