How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

whats 2+2? 4

you know whats better than lemonade? sex

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

A: Knock Knock B: Come in A: Come in Who B: Your Mum...

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

Your're racist.

knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

whats worse than the holocost, nothing

What did the transvestite say to the hypochondriac? "Ever been to Toledo?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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