What did the man get on his birthday the week before he died? Obamacare

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A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

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Why did the duck turn black? an oil spill

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Whats blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint.

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What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

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Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

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A horse walks into the bar. The bartender asks "why the long face" Turns out the horse's family died that evening.

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What do a goat and an eagle have in common? They both can fly, except for the goat.

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Why was little Mat petting his dog? Just kidding his dog died in a house fire... so did little Mat

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A blind man walks into a bar. Nobody is surprised.

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What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

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how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

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What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

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One time i was sitting down

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what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

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What's the most confusing day in the ghetto? Fathers day.

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Why was the boy sad? Because his pet bird couldn't fly. Why couldn't the bird fly? Because it was dead.

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Why did the Asian crash her car? Someone shit on her windsheild.

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Yo mama is so old, that it's becoming apparent that she is most likely developing severe senial dementia

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Darth Vader: Luke, I am your father! Luke: You're not my dad!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHA PENIS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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