if there is a circle of fat people and you throw a cookie in the middle of the circle. It will be the best game of hungry hungry hippos you will ever see.

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GUESS WHAT ?????????? THATS WHAT CAOMHIN

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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Why didn't the boy eat chocolate yesterday Because he was allergic.

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Guy: Roses are red, violets are blue, you're beautiful and sexy too. Girl: Roses are red violets are blue, how many girls have you told that to? Guy:... Girl: Exactly.

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A man wearing dark sunglasses walks into a convenience store with a dog on a leash. He goes to the middle of the store, and he starts swinging the dog around over his head by the leash. The store clerk comes over and asks, "what are you doing?" The man replies, "Ajiohskdcojqpowuskncvlkzb" Not knowing what else to do, the clerk calls 911. It turns out the man's name is Ruprict, and he has escaped from the local mental institution. A police officer shortly arrives to bring Ruprict back to the hospital.

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A muslim walks into a airport. He then boards his flight and is flown to his destination.

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

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Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

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What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

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Jamie Oliver eats a chip

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Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

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What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

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What do you call a person that smells like shite and chases uglier girls than him? .. . . . . . . .. . . . . . Smelly McD the smelly cunt

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Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

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Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

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A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

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What do stupid fat ugly women always say to me? “I think you have a problem with women.”

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Listen Erron, what`s wrong? I would have told you to go fuck yourself if it where not for the fact that AzureDragon just left for the cafeteria and is nowhere to be seen.

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Ms Leong Sux

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

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Why was the Tortous and the Hare written? So fat people will feel good about themselves.

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