What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

roses are red viloits are blue Bernard is hot but then i led to you

what is this joke about? - i don't know i am still writing the j

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

hello what is this crazy nonsense site sl

Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

Connor is homo

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

Q: What's the answer to this question? A: The question to this answer.

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

How do you know when a bag of chips is stale? It is past the expiration date.

Q: what did the suicide bomber say after the attack? A:

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

James Patrick Campbell

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...