Mack: Hello Jonathan: Hi Mack: My name is Mack, what's your name? Jonathan: My name is Billy Mack: You liar! I'm reading this post at anti-joke.com and whenever you reply, your name shows Johnathan! Johnathan: Well Mack, I guess you broke the 4th wall. By the way, this joke is over in 3, 2, 1...

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What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft? A flat minor.

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A woman is walking down the street. A midget approaches her and with his keen sense of smell, informs the tall woman of her delicious scent and says, "Ma'am your hair smells lovely, may I please take a closer sniff?" Then woman obliges and the midget is arrested for alleged rape, or as he put it, trying to sniff her vagina.

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What did the policeman say to the man robbing the bar? Stealing is wrong. Then the police read the man his Miranda laws.

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this last joke was a correction to the other one

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Q: Why didn't i save my work? A: Because i didn't do any work?

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a horse is a horse. of course of course....unless its a cow

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A horse and a group of people are the jury in a courtroom. They are expected to vote yay or nay of whether a supposed robber is guilty or not. The jury goes into their room. They come out, and the people vote yay. The room turns to the horse. The horse states his objection very thoughtfully, and then leaves the room.

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Did you know that if you took all the elephants on earth and lined them up in space, that all the elephants would die???

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A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

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Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

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a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

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Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

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whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

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Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

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Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

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sucks Syntax...

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y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

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What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

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Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

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None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

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What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

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In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

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