- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Whats worse than being bored, Being you.

What is better than tissues? Correct!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

Why was young Timmy Crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

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Q: What is scarier than the boogie man? A: Herpes

how do women get from the kitchen to the bedroom? they walk there.

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should i know, i do not speak chicken.

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wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

Contrary to the popular saying, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away," if you get cancer there's nothing an apple can do...

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

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