A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Whats funny about a kid with down syndrome q: a lot of things, like his face

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

R: Caught my wife cheating the other night. P: You bitter? R: Yes. I am.

Albino African Americans

Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

What did one traffic light say to the other? Nothing, as traffic lights are incapable of thought as they are not living.

Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

whats funnier than 24? 25

A horse, an apple, a leprechaun and a black man walk into a bar. They sit down and order drinks. The bartender looks at them and say "what is this, a joke?"

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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