Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

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What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

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Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

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Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

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What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

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Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

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In soviet Russia...things are different

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Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

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A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

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Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

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A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

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how many flys in a box six --sticksack

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Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

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A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

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What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

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Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

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Do you know how to save a drowning laywer? Approach with caution as drowing victims can panic, thus pushing you under. If possible throw a floatation device rather than go in yourself, or hold out a stick and instruct them to grab one end while you pull them in with the other. If necessary perform CPR. Call an ambulance and monitor for hypothermia.

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Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

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red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

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How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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