This is hypothetical remember, just examples with no roots in real life events. The problem with your former employee, was that he would easily have played the victim, certain organizations would have paid him a fortune for the intel he had collected, and surely also agreed to let him walk away, and get you and your small (relatively) crack team death penalty on the spot, just like the underground, you would have been branded terrorists simply because certain people would have earned billions by doing so. The wizard would most likely have gone free, as long as he shared every tiny bit of info, then the cops, the feds, would have blamed it all on you for being his supervisor, you would not have survived the ordeal, trust me.

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*Science Teacher goes into his class* Teacher:MR MCAAAAAAAN! What's the answer?! MrMccann: I dunno sir. Teacher: WHAT DO YA MEAN YA DUNNO?! HAVE I EVER ASKED YOU A QUESTION YOU DON'T KNOW THE ANSWER TO?! MrMcann: No Teacher:Then answer this. JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN DO YOU KNOW THE ANSWER?!

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I was on Skype with a girl yesterday and she asked "Do you want to see something?" "No," I said "my mom's in the room and she might get a bad interpretation." "I really want you to see this." She said. " No, my mom's still in the room, she'll think I'm weird if you turn out the lights." "Darn I really wanted to see your glow in the dark snuggie."

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''In Austin, Texas, President Obama told an audience, 'If you want to go forward you put your car in 'D.' If you want to go backward, you put your car in 'R.'' But you know something? Either way, the economy is still F'd.''

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have Somthing To tell you F*** You

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Why did a black man put his hands on a white man? They were hugging.

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Q: Why was the Asian teacher fired from her job? A: Because she always showed to school too late and to make matters worse the school had recently found out that she was a raging alcoholic.

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whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

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hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

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Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

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oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A mechanical wheelchair.

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why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

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Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

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Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

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Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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what's the worst way to fall asleep? sad. it makes you lose sleep.

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Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

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If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

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cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

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What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

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a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

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What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

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Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

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