- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

What do you call a guy eating a sandwich? Whatever his name is.

Why didnt santa leave presents under the tree? Because santa doesnt exist.

What is a taco made out of? A. Various ingredients ranging from cheese to sour cream.

What did the salami say to the ham? Nothing; meat can not talk

What did the rug say to the floor? I got you covered

Why do all black men carry guns? They don't. That is a stereotype. Now pants on the other hand, that's a different story.

What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

What did the traffic light say to the car? dont look at me am changing.

What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks: "why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus being incapable of comprehending the complexities of conversation said nothing, and shit all over the floor.

what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

What happened when the young child fell off of the swing? He broke open his head causing him to be sent to the hospital for 3 weeks.

What do you call an old man who took too much viagra? And ambulance, because he could possibly get a heart attack from the fluctuations in blood pressure

What's the best way to win a race? Run faster than all other participants.

Jake: Where's Waldo Me: Where? Jake: I don't know

Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? Neither has he.

A dancer walks into a barre

What did little Timmy find at the bottom of the well? The fact that he could no longer breathe and thus causing him to drown.

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I can't wait to shove my finge in you

A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

what do you call a mexican in a coffee shop? a customer and/or worker in the coffee shop.

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