- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

Why did Charlie eat a baked potato? Because he was hungry.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

What's the difference between a person and a cow? 2% of their DNA. The other 98% is virtually identical.

What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

What is better than tissues? Correct!

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

A three-legged prostitute, a coal miner, and R. Kelly walk into an all-midget rendition of Stravinsky's Rite of Spring. The miner has a heart attack and dies. The concubine and the vocalist do nothing to help.

Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

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