Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

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Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

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wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

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Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

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I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry". 

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What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

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What's worse than find ten babies in a trash can? Find a baby in ten trash cans.

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Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

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A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

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A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

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George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

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What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

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Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

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Once a upon a midnight haven. Along came a cow name Mr. Maven. For they say the cow was very lucky. But oh what a day for something very mucky. Oh ye the coming of Mr. Maven and his milk. And for every cereal there will be silk. But wait isn't Mr. Maven a guy? How can you milk him even if you try? I don't know, just sounds cool.

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A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

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What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

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WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

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What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Well you see....

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Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

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Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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