- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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pretty soon we'll all be dead

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

KOOKABURRA

My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

Why? Why not?

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

a girl got a friend request from a unknown guy. she chated him asking who he was. he replied vamos a tener sexo caliente y vas a pedir mas rapido mas duro! vamos ser estrellos porno. the girl deleted him as a friend B.A.

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

So, a boy walks into a baker's shop and asks for a loaf of bread. The man says "do you want white or brown?" The boy says "oh, I don't mind, I've got my bike outside."

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

Larchmont Park is the biggest shithole in the european union - Only the jippo part tho, lots of flies live in that part <3

Why Jimmy doesn't listen to his mother? Because he's deaf

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

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