- Anti Joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? after approximately 10 seconds of looking back and forth left to right the chicken finally came to a realization that the road is clear and safe to cross.

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

Why can a bird fly Because it's not a banana

Roses are red violets are blue I have altimers cheese on toast Srry bout the spelling. I couldn't REMEMBER!

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

Why was the black man pulled over? Racism still lingers in today's society.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

What do you get when you put your dick in a potato? A guy who is into creepy sex

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

There's my tractor.

Did you hear about the guy who lost his whole left side??? Yeah he's all right now!!!

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.