Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

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What's the difference between jokes and anti-jokes? Anti-jokes aren't funny.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A guy in mud.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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What do you call a cat in a piece of bred? An inbred cat.

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What do you call a person who drinks beer a lot? Alcohol abuser.

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Q: Why did the dog bark? A: it cant talk.

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How do you make a white girl commit suicide? Bully her.

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How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

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What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? A nice sweater.

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Hey man. what? squidbillies.

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Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

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What do you call a lesbian eskimo? The name she was given at birth.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

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Songs can be interpreted in many different ways you know: "Whenever, Wherever" - Prostitution "You raise me up" could be an advert for Viagra; And as for "love is in the air" - masturbating from a rooftop comes to mind. [L]

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What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Parkinsons, ;oshgfs;jgbRHG

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What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

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There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

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Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

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a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

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Ants are the Velociraptors of the insect world.

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The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

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Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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