- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

How do you make your friends more positive ? Infect them with HIV.

How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

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What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

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