- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

me and joey are going to watch the football game, at this point you relize you shouldn't hang out with joey and the other guy because it is joey and I not me and joey

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

Robin, get in the car, please.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

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Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

Sloths

Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherfing snakes on that motherfing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

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