- Anti Joke

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

two tomatoes are running and one stops to tie its shoe and the other says "Catch up!" This begins to put the first tomato on the spot and he runs after the second tomato without finishing his shoe and he trips falls and dies of severe brain damage

Why was the boy so tired? He had to carry his moms dead body up the stairs.

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why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

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Why did the man die? A fridge fell on him.

Q: One little blond girl went walking on her own. A: 17 didn't come back.

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, I am pregnant and that's yo baby !

Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

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What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

Why did the chicken cros- oh he got hit by a car.

What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese