What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

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The WNBA is on the cooking channel

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he's human.

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Two Muslim men board an American Airlines jet. Nobody feels threatened and engage in friendly conversations with the passengers. The aircraft explodes due to poorly manufactured engine parts made by small starving children.

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A black man and a white man crash their cars. they promptly exchange insurance information and apologize to each other about the inconvenience.

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why did the kid struggle in school? because hes mentally retarted

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why did the squrill leave his home an ax-man cut it down

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What do you call a concentration camp with a mental disability? Auschwistic.

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You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

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How do you double any amount of cash? Stack it up and fold it in half.

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There is a blond and a burnette in a car. The blonde is driving. What a nice use of the carpool

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How many amish does it take to change a lightbulb? Presumably only one, but since they do not generally use electricity it has yet to be tested.

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Where did the Smith family spend their weekend together? At the father's funeral.

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A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

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A man walked into the woods... Sorry, I forgot the rest of the joke...

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what do you call a redneck virgin? a seven year old that can run faster than her brothers.

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800 people died last year. end of story

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Incorrect. Violets are violet. DERP!

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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How did the lazy fat boy burn a lot of calories? He set his fat friend of fire.

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How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

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A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

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wanna hear a joke? yes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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