What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

nickel back

What do you call a black doctor? Doctor.

Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

Person 1: what is 2 + 2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: no Person 2: what is it than? Person 1: vagina

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

why did the zebra cross the road?

What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

Anti Joke

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