- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

compardre No Pew.. Pew.. At mi OINK.. OINKs...

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

Q: What's black, long, and floppy? A: Black Licorice

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

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