- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a tiger swims into the indian ocen and eats a tuna. the tiger shortly dies

"Knock Knock" "whos there" "interupting cow" "interupting cow who" "i have aids"

Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

A guy at a baseball game....

What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

XD Thats what I was expecting from you, you do not go down without a bit of struggle and a tussle huh?

Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

You're a frog

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

Whats worse than having a worm in your apple? Having one in your intestins.

A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

whats white and if it fell from a tree it would kill you ? Pat Butcher

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

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