- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

What do you get when you stab a man in the leg with a knife? A court summons because you have committed a horrible crime

what's worse than the Holocaust. Finding two worms in your apple.

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

u know whats a crime? rape

Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

Ehh

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

I have a dirty joke. Poop.

Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "why the long face?" The horse replies, "I am Sarah Jessica Parker."

Argon walks into a bar. The bartender yells, "Get the hell out!" Argon doesn't react.

your mamma so fat... she went to hell.

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