What happens when you drive down the road? you get to the end of the road

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Erm Wait why would a chicken be on the side walk in the first place?

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What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

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What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

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Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

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Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

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Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

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I recently found out I have aids just kiddin heres the real joke... I recenly found out that Philidelphia means "City of Brotherly Love" and I said so do people in philly say its always free hug day in Phillipd fun house in philly?

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Yeah, haha, I tend to put myself under a state of trance at the same time I put others down there, which makes it difficult to stop it sometimes, I do it for ethical reasons, I mean if I would ever hypnotize someone into feeling really bad, it would affect me as well. You might want to get some water on your face, you know, so your upper lips don't envy the lower ones.

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What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

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Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

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Knock knock Who's there. Interrupting cow, sorry you can see where this is going, just let me in without asking any more questions please.

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A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

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What do you get when you cross a monkey and a fish? An unlikely premise upon which to base a joke

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What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

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A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

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why did the platypus fall out of a tree it couldnt even climb up the tree

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what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

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Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

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