- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big, purple, and smells like children? Barney

How many jewish people can you fit in a Volkswagen? depending on the class of car but a mid range SUV can seat up to seven.

How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

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Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

Why is this joke an anti joke? Because it's not trying to be funny.

why did arno fly away? he was a bird

Have you ever listened to the smell of the color 9? It tastes like freedom!

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

A blonde walks into a bar ouch

What do you can a stinky mexican? Whatevet his name may be. Possibly Jose

What has 4 legs and cant walk? A paralyzed dog

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

Bible Fact0idz: "Something Drink my blood and consume my flesh and live forever something" Jesus- dead age 30something alcoholism liver problems and diabeetus at time of death, crucified and not been seen since, return pending? Classified Alcoholic. Moral: "YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

Roses are red Violets are blue What about pansies

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