- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Someone left the gate open.

Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

When life gives you lemons, you must also have a proportionally sufficient amount of both water and sugar in order to make lemonade.

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

Roses are red violets are blue..... I have normal vision

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

A baby seal walks into a bar... The bartender looks at it and says: too young.

Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

i wonder who made this website? a human

Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

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