- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who row's? •Liam Findlay

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

Amanda Knox walks home free.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Once, I went to Peru.

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one underneath it. What's worse than that? It has to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It goes back for seconds.

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

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