- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

"I just don't understand the difference between yours and mines." "Well, you see, yours belong to you, whereas mines explode when you step on them."

What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

womens rights.

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

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