-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

I asked a girl on a date. She said no.

Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

What's red and shiny? Not the holocaust

Why did my pussy get wet? Because I splashed him with water. LOL SO FUNNY OMFG DA BEST JOKE EVA!!

Roses are red, and violets are freakin violet. Not blue.

what did god say when we made his first black person oops i acidenlty burnt it

Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

How do you stop an African outlaw who uses child soldiers? Angelina Jolie

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

How do you make a 4 year old cry? You tell him all his family died in a horrible plane crash.

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

What do you get if you put a lepper in front of a fan A mess

What did the Ethiopian get for Christmas? Nothing.

An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

why was the toddler sad? he was diagnosed with cancer after his dog was put down because it raped and murdered his parents

The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She had finished her breakfast and had to get to her job as a firefighter.

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