A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

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How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

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What did the meteorologist say when there was tornado? There is a tornado 7 miles West of the station.

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Why did the man's pants fall down? He was not wearing a belt and had recently lost some weight.

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Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

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what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

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You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!

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Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

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Q: A Mexican and a Jew are at a race. Who get hit first? A: None of them because they're from a different religion.

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Stick figure says to the artist "Can't you make it any bigger?" Artist:"No, I ran out of lead?"

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How do you get 100 Jews into a car? You can't. It's physically impossible.

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Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

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So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

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What's half of 8? o

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Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

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Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

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Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

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Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

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A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

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what did the girl say when she lost her shoe where is my shoe

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Did you hear about Billy's magic trick? No? Don't worry, it was a trick question.

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What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

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What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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