What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

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This time I saw it, so that is covert hypnosis, I mean normally people are aware that they are under a trance, but like now it was like huh? Until the last point there. You used caps in order to make it seem as if you where shouting, the mind reacts that way and bam! The hypnotic state leaves... ...I was kinda beginning to enjoy that... Nice, now I totally do not want to eat this thing, strawberry my butt.

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What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

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A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

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Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

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What did the dog say to the astro turf? SHUT UP!! I don't want to here your excuses, put the dishes away when you're done with them or so help me! You see the dog had been abused as a puppy and as a result he was always a bit off.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

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I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

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Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

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What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

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why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

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Hello

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How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

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The original Moral Man has left Horsehead network, but I will keep monitoring this section for like 3 hours... Then probably never again on this shit site it barely works ffs! Moral: "Turn every stone, and you might find a penny, turn every penny and you might find a stone that stone is in our shoe, kick it away, crush it, destroy it"

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What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

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all these jokes are horrible now

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What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

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What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

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The war against the moral men was long and hard, yet the Victor stands, the most dark of metals. Nero Metal, enjoy 2016 as much as you can enjoy both hellfire and the wrath of heaven against you, as there will be years no more for mankind to Count, trust not my Words, but the visions in Your head, and if you doubt Your sanity, know that by september the 13th, you will not be the only one. The end of the children of God is upon you, as you took his, he shall take Yours, eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth... Rest well... ...While you still can`t

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What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

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