Human race: Let's play hide and seek! BOEING MH370: K faggotz :P

a blond, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on top of a mountain. they freeze to death and the rescue team discovers their frozen bodies two days later.

What do you call a black priest? Holy s***

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

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How do Germans treat the Jewish? Kindly, and with much hospitality.

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

Honk if you're Amish!

Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

Wanna hear a joke? Your contact list.

WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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