- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

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knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere. - Blake Woodman

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

What's worse than getting a paper cut? Getting shot in the face.

A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a red corvette? i don't have a red corvette in my garage

I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the rose look so brown? Because it was dead

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

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