- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

Why did the woman scream when she saw her brother? Because he had just come back from fighting in the Iraq war and she was extremely happy to see that he's alright

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

what is brown and sticky? a stick.

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

Try it Yourself »

Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

A baby seal walks into a club.

Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

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