Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

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So one time there was this woman learning...

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Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

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a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

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What did chad do when he found the grape? He ate it.

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What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

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A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

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Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

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Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

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Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

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Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

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What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

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what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

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What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

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A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

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Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

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What's the difference between a piano and a goldfish? One's a piano, the other is a goldfish.

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Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

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Apirl showers bring... Tornadoes that kill families

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What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

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Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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