What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

Pianos.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? I'm not sure, he could not unwrap them.

Why did the man buy his wife expensive flowers? It was their anniversary and he is a faithful husband.

Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

Yo momma is so fat, when she wears a bathing suit, people are like, wow, that woman is fat.

Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

What do you call a fridge? A Fridge

A horse walks into a bar, the barman says why the long face, the horse says, my dad died this morning.

What's worse than having no coffee at the office? Looking out the window on the 100th floor and seeing the cockpit of a Boeing 767.

What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

Q: whats worse than being in the car for 1hour A: being in the car for 2 hours Made by: grant chapman:)

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It had cancer.

Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

What's bigger than a moose? An even bigger moose.

What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

what has genitial warts? me

A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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