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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherfing snakes on that motherfing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

A: Hi I am a Mormon B: I know I'm one of your wifes

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

What's the difference between a pizza and a black man? It would be cannibalism to eat a black man.

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

Roses are yellow, violets are grey, I'm colorblind

What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

Whats eight feet tall, purple, smooth, delicious, uses proper grammar, and likes dolphins. I don't know.

3 blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The 1 blonde says they're deer tracks. The 2 blonde says they're elk tracks. The 3 blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

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