- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So theres a man, a horse, and a piglet in a helicopter. Upon noticing this, the pilot jumps out of the plane and the animals go crashing to their doom.

What do u do if a blonde throws a bomb at u Trigger the bomb and throw it back

Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

What does a vegetarian eat? colored penis

what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

knock knock who's there? penis in penis in who? penis in you

nolan is gay

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

why did the zebra cross the road?

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

Why did the kitten cross the road? Because its owners abandoned it.

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

A man walks into a bar. Ow

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