What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

A Jew walked into Germany. He never walked back out.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

A man walks into a bar. Ow

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

Why was the boy late for class? He was late because he got stabbed and left in the bathroom.

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

What did the old man say when those damn kids stepped on his lawn? Nothing one of those kids killed him around three years back....

Why was the Tortous and the Hare written? So fat people will feel good about themselves.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

cory

yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

Justin beiber..

If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

What's funnier than 1 dead baby? Anything

What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

Hitler: A jew walked into a bar... jokes, it was a gas chamber

whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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