How did the two friends cross the busy road? They couldn't, because that would be considered jay-walking

Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

your mum

Y' can't spell rape without ape.

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

Forgiveness is what weaklings beg for, while redemption is what the strong succeed at.

knock,knock you suck

Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? we are both lawyers

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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