- Anti Joke

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

Why did Muhammad pray to Jesus? Because he has low self esteem and didn't believe in himself.

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

"Do you know the joke about the No and Me Neither?" "No..." "Me neither."

How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

Why did the chicken cross the road? This website is terrible. Are you servers from 1990? I hope you all get cancer.

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? A black man is a life form, more specifically a homosapian, while the bucket, as well as the shit, is an inanimate object.

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....