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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

how many dirty stinkin apes does it take to put in a lightbulb? 3 dirty stinkin apes, 1 dirty stinkin ape to put in the lightbulb and 2 dirty stinkin apes to throw feces at each other

Q: Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human. Actually a perfect circle doesn't exist.

Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

what's white and sticky semen

19 cats 33 hamsters 24 turtles and 23 dogs are all in a small cage, PETA is not happy.

What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

Knock Knock.

Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.

if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

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