- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? I don't know, why don't you go ask him?

a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

Yo mama is so old, that it's becoming apparent that she is most likely developing severe senial dementia

Whats the best day of the week? Sponge

why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were no traffic.

What is life? It is a sexually transmitted disease which always ends in death. There is currently no known cure.

What's endangered like the Spotted Owl? A Cancer patient.

How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

What did the Muslim say to the Jew? Nothing, as he has been deaf since birth and is incapable of forming coherent speech.

"Lassie, Lassie, come quick! Timmy is in the well!" "I'm a dog," replies Lassie. "You folks have ropes, ladders, and opposable thumbs. What the hell could I possibly do to help?" With that final act of disobedience, Lassie was turned into fertilizer.

If a tree falls on a deaf person, does anyone care?

A black man, a jew and a muslim walk into a bar. ... I forgot what happens next, so let's just say they have a good time and get back home safely.

- Knock Knock. - Who is it? - I am - I am what? - I am dying please help me. - Sorry, I don't speak with strangers.

Q: Where did Sarah go when the bomb exploded? A: Everywhere.

"What's up?" "A movie about an old man who takes his house to South America by tying balloons to it, who accidentally brings along a young boy with him and they have an adventure."

How do you piss off a gypsy? Curse at him

Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

Your momma's eyesight is so weak she needs a pair of glasses to see properly

What did the traffic light say to the car? dont look at me am changing.

What is worse than stubbing your toe. Being shot

A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

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