what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

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Whats the defination of cruelty

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What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

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Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

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Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

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Why are blondes so dumb? They aren't dumb they just have prejudice against them

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What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

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What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

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Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

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Whats circular and black? a black circle.

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why was six afraid of seven It wasnt. numbers are not sentient or tangible and thus are incapable of feeling fear

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

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theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

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What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

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Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

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what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

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What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

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Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

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How do you wake up a black man? Punch him in the face.

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two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

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