- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

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What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

What do you call a sober man driving a car? a designated driver

What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

What do you call a paralyzed man on a fishing boat? Robert

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

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