What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

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what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

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Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

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What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

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A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

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Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

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Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

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One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

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what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

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- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

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What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

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404 Error: Joke not found

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What's brown and slimy? brown slime

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BIG MAC'S

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why the chicken cross the road? because he just committed 3rd degree murder and was try'in to commit suicide

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We can never be truly sure of the chicken's real purpose, but given the circumstances of the surroundings, the story has it that the purpose of the chicken was to physically move to the other side of said road.

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What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

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Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? Peppers help strengthen his immune system.

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EVERYONE NEEDS TO UNDERSTAND!! DYSLEXICS ARE TEOPLE POO!

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A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

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What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

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What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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