- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's long, hard, and full of sea men? A: A submarine.

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? The president. -Harrison

Shush girl, shut your lips do the Helen Keller and advocate the rights the disabled.

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

* anti-punchline

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

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