Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

If the 49ers won the superbowl

What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

oh hey.

The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Whats cold and frozen? ice

a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

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