What is an anti joke? It's jokes about jews, blacks, and walking out of bars LIKE AN IRISHMAN

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Why? Because.

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Whats the differwnce between a little girl and a fridge? The fridge doesnt scream when i put meat in it

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to spend the night with his friend.

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Your mom is so old, that when somebody told her to act her age, she died.

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Why did the Hispanic woman cheat on her husband? Because he couldn't maintain an erection, was boring, and collected stamps.

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Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

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How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

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what do u say to a girl after you have sex with her? i like cheese

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How did the boy compliment the girl? He told her she had a lot of breasts. In return, she told him he had many penises.

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MR MR WHO?? MR MC CANN

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All I can say is that its not the feds, and not Interpol nothing "legal" nor anything belonging to the state as far as we can tell. You all stay locked up, and I will make sure this little geek with shitty breath does not say anything about you, as for the rest, I cant say much.

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whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

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So I saw a man trying to push a plane. I asked why. He told me to mind my own business and go get ebola. And that's why I left for Africa.

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What has four legs and is always ready to travel? Siamese twin fugitives.

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what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

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How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

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Why did Amy fall out of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Amy.

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What do you have, if you have fists the can kill someone in one punch? Hulk's DNA

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Q: Why did the dead baby cross the road??? A: It was stapled to the chicken.

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So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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