- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why do Indians smell? A: Cause they have noses? Racist.

Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

Who has big muscles and is good at wrestling? A wrestler

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know; I was too busy masturbating.

Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

Why did the tourist cross the road? He was sightseeing.

so a guy walks into a bar, he says nothing for he now has a concusion

How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

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