Why is 16 scared of 17? Because 17, 18, 19 *crickets*

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Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

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A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

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What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

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How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

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A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

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Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

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How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue These are your Results You have Cancer

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There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

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Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

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A Jew, a Catholic, and an Aeithiest walk into a bar. The bartender look at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?".

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Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

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Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

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Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

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But officer, I did come to a full stop!

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what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

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What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

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Oh NOES! She does worry about me! YOU MUST APOLOGIZE! Relax, the body has two sources of happy drugs, one is the sweet calm stuff I am really bad at, and the other comes with adrenaline and stuff, the name of which I do not remember, both are important, but yeah, I am a thrill seeker, and when I do not find them, I make a thrill out of whatever I got, whatever that means.

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Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

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So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

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Why did the plane crash? Because its pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why did the mexican mow the lawn. Because the grass in his front yard is longer than he likes it .

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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