- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

why is this joke funny because your laughing

A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

Q: What does Harry Potter say when he answers the phone? A: "No, she's dead. This is her son."

How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

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How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

A black man logs on to facebook. He checks his news feed then logs off

Cry me a river. Then build a bridge and become a structural engineer.

What is black white and red all over A tree in black, white, and red paint.

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