What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

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What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

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Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

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A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

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roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

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Knock Knock? Who's there? EMS - your pregnant wife died it a car crash

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How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

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A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

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do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

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so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

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Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

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A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 had a lot of PCP went crazy and shoved a gun down 6's throat

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What do you call a man whos had his arms ripped off in front of you? An ambulance, because with an injury such as this, you can die anywhere between 10 and 45 minutes

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John walked up to his dad one morning and shouted, "Dad, it's my birthday!" Dad said, "Cool, how old are you?" John says, "I'm seven!" Dad tells him to go downstairs and tell his grandpa. Johnny runs down and says, "Grandpa, it's my birthday, guess how old I am!" Grandpa sticks his? hand in John's pants and sticks his thumb into his anus. As he pulls his hand out, he pinches his penis. Grandpa says, "You're seven." John says, "How did you know?" Grandpa says, "I heard you tell your dad upstairs."

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What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

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whats brown and has a head? A: my penis

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Who won the race between the turtle and the hare? Well, odds are the two creatures wouldn't race given that animals do not speak. However, if they were, the hare would most likely win a land race because of its powerful legs and agility. However, if the turtle happened to be a seaturtle and the race took place underwater, our dear little beloved turtle would win, having the advantage over the rabbit.

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whats funny about anti jokes? nothing hince the name ANTI.

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What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

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Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

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A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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