- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When is a door not a door? When your house burns down.

what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

So a ninja walks into a bar and he sees a cowboy and the ninja says i will kill you with my mad ninja skills and the cowboy says who needs mad ninja skills when you got a gun

When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

Why did i get some thing to eat? Because i was hungry.

What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

Whats worse than a dead baby? Two dead babys.

Freddie Mercury died of AIDS. Many consider him a musical hero.

There is a blond and a burnette in a car. The blonde is driving. What a nice use of the carpool

What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

Hickory Dickory Dock, Three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck 1, and the other 2 escaped with minor injuries

Whats the difference between a pizza and your mom? Your mom's a bitch.

why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer while the other is just a water melon.

What did the Chinese man say to the Japanese man Nothing as they have never met

how do you know if an asian gang has been to your house? 1. your computer is unplugged 2. your homework is finished 3. they are still trying to back out of the driveway

What has two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

Why do alcoholics use brown bags? Because they are ashamed of what they have become and seek to repress their guilt by entering into denial.

What has two legs? Half a cat

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