A duck walked into a bar and said "ouch."

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Why did the horse die? I shot it in the face.

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Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a jew!

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What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

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Whats funny? Your face.

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What do you say to the woman who just got raped? Nothing you just raped her

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How scoops of ice cream does a n*gger get? 0.

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Why are Chinese women such bad drivers? Only company executives are fortunate enough to own cars in communist China. Furthermore, women are still in a subordinate class in many Eastern societies.

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what did I say to myself nothing because its very weird to talk to your self

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What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

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What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

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how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

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Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

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A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Knock, Knock Knock, Knock who? Knock, Knock

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Then help me understand Nero, people had the free and legal right to decide to be a part of our, or your society if you prefer, where has that option gone now? Where is the people that choose to believe in their own potential and in the one of their equals? Today we live in a society where its basically pop culture to dislike oneself, where it is considered narcissism to like oneself, and you know that we have both been affected, while those we considered allies before, have joined the same people that branded us evil.

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How did the boy compliment the girl? He told her she had a lot of breasts. In return, she told him he had many penises.

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What did the the water hose say to the man? Nothing, but the sight of water made the man thirsty and he drank to excess and died from dilution of his blood.

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What happens when a chemist dies? They are given a proper funeral and buried.

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What's the best way to suprise your friend? Shove a banana up his ass.

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Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

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Why was the man in a great deal of pain? Because he was hit in the face with a sack of potatoes.

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why did the chicken cross the road............ why dont you tell me smartass

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