Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

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why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

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The holocaust

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

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lol

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What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

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How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

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A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

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Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

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Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

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If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

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How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

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Balls

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What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

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Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

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What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

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Two muffins are in an oven. Ten minutes later we're enjoying delicious muffins together.

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Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

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Justin Beiber

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Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

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What did Tiger Woods say when his wife hit him with a golf club? "Why did you hit me with a golf club".

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How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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