- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

Why did the chicken cross the road? Maybe because it had escaped from the farm and as it doesn't have full conciousness, it couldn't distinguish between grass and the asphalt, so it happened to cross the road.

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

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Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

A man was shot. He died.

Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh gasp gasp I need you... Woman: slams phone DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

What happened when the old woman crossed the road? A completely unrelated archery accident lead to the deaths of several people and thousands of dollars of property damage in another part of the country. The woman crossed without injury.

Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

do yo know what's funnier than getting on a hidden camera show? Nope! it's just chuck testa

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

whats worst then dieng in a videogame

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

Guy: I have a penis growing out of my crotch. Girl: Hah, sucks to be you! Guy: Yeah.

Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

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