- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

You mean I have to type in this little box? That's so embarrassing!

What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

where did juan go after getting hit by a bus? the ground

If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

Why couldn'nt Sally swing on the swing? Because Sally was a carrot

what is the worst thing a bout four black men driving a Cadillac off a cliff? they were my friends

why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

What do you call a bad joke website? anti joke

what happened to your carpool? they died.

WILLY

What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

wats green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree, it would kill u? a pool table

women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

why did the guy throw his clock out the window? because he wanted to see a clock fall out the window

roses are red violets are blue i have to poop

A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

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