- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

What do democrats and fire have in common? They both do damage

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

your mama's so fat... that's it

The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

Why can't you tell jokes in Base 8? Because 7, 10, 11

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

why did the man hop everywhere? He only had one leg

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 3, according to Mr. Owl

Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

Why is my penis rainbow colored?

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

What's worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The holoca- the man hearing the joke then pulls out a desert eagle and shoots the man in the chest before finishing the joke then goes to jail for the rest of his life

Why did the jew cross the road Because he was being cornered by 10 nazis that had automatic guns

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