My favorite word starts with F and ends with U-C-K! My favorite word is FIRETRUCK! What'd you think I'd say? My favorite thing starts with P and ends with O-R-N! My favorite thing is POPCORN! What'd you think I'd say?

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Why couldn't Timmy ride his bike? He didn't have a bike, his family was very poor and did have much money. Therefore a bike for Timmy was the last of their concerns.

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What's green and fuzzy, has 4 legs, and if it falls from a tree it'll kill you? A pool table.

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Where do you study to get a good education? A library, at home, or at another quiet location where it is easy to concentrate.

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Why was Cathy sad. Her husband Drew was killed by a land mine on a peace keeping mission to Iraq.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's drivers license had been revoked for all of it's DWI's.

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A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

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Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

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Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

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What did the homeless guy say to the not-homeless guy? I'm homeless.

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yo mamma is so fat when people look at her they say "you're fat"

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Did you hear about the 2 car crash in a walmart parking lot? 50 mexicans died

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Q:What do you call chocolate without a gag reflex? A: Choc-o-late (Choke a lot)

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

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What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

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Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

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Why was the girl sad? Because borat came had DA SEXI TIME with yo mother in law:)

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What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

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Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

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Q. want to hear a really funny joke? A. Fred Figglie-horn

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why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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what happens when a panther and a gorilla fight? i dont know i never seen it before.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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