why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

One day a there was a guy walking down the street. If you thought this was a joke, you're wrong.

Yes or No? You're wrong because it was both.

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

Kony 2012 - Uganda Be Kidding Me

Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? A: A bus stop

What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

How many police does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they all beat the room for being black.

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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