Q: What do you call a gay man in a... A: Keith.

Why did the black man go to prison? He committed a crime that had a penalty of several years in the state penitentiary.

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

What do you call a Mexican that doesn't have a lawn mower? An honest working induvidual that just so happens to live in the city and does not own a lawn mower

A dog walks into a club. Just kidding I hit the dog with a club multiple times, killed it, and went to jail for the murder of an innocent animal.

guys stop with the jewish jokes anne frainkly its getting old

How do you kill a innocent young boy walking from school? I don't know but do you want to enjoy a refreshing beverage of creaming soda?

What is three times more dangerous than war? Three Wars.

a. why? b. because

What is the biggest lie in the world How the **** should I know

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok,

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

What do animals eat at the beach? Sandwitches

What's the difference between a melon? One of its halves are both the same.

Why is this joke an anti joke? Because it's not trying to be funny.

What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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