- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette on an island. This island is called England, and this situation tends to happen a lot.

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

What do elephants and grapes have in common? They are both purple arpart from the elephant, which is grey. I lied about it being purple

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but the real question is why there are two flies having sex inside a light bulb.

Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

roses are black violets are black i am blind

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Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

what did the man do when he was at the end of his rope? he bought more rope.

why did the boy fly away because his mum shot him out of a cannon

What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

What is small, slimy, and thrown in the garbage? A stillborn

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

why did the midget beat the basketball player in a foot race? the basketball player got bit by a scorpion and died within minutes.

Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

Why was the black kid in the AP Calculus classroom? Because he was a very driven student, who studied hard so that he could attend a good University and build a good life for himself and his family.

Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

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