A: Knock Knock B: (No Reply) Nobody is home and the man trying to get in will come back later and try again.

When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

What did my uncle get for Christmas? Me... MagicMonkey

Take wrong turns

What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

Q- How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A- You Poke Her Face

eoin burgin is fat

How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

what did the blind kid boy get for Christmas? he doesn't know because his parents are mute.

A devout Christian dies. Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Fags aren't allowed in Heaven.

dat shoe shine tho

Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

If you see Chuck Norris you should probably tell him hey for me.

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