A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

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If the black man lives in the black house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The white man. As unfortunate as it is, racism is still a very integral part of society, and the social dominance the white man holds in countries like America are not to be so quickly forgotten.

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Why did the bunny give you a funny look? It has epilepsy.

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Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

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whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

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Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

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why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

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A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

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An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

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What kind of toy do you give to a dead baby? A death rattle.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. The mailman who? Anthrax.

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What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

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I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

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What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

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What did the boy say when he could'nt find his dog? I wonder where Spot went.

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How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

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Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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