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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

Knock, knock -The door's open.

What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

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What do you call a man who shoots someone? A very bad person.

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

Why did the girl kill herself? she was depressed.

What do you say to a man who just gave you a million dollars. thank you

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

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Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

whats the best joke ever? womens rights

Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

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