- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: silence Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

What did Tiger Woods say when his wife hit him with a golf club? "Why did you hit me with a golf club".

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

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Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

How do you get a bear out of tree? You shoot it

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

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