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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

Roses are yanks hair Violets are yanks hair sobs and yanks hair I have tricolomania

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

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