- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

Why didn't the disabled kid cross the road? He didn't make it.

What did the Mexican, the European, and the Canadian all have in common? They weren't used in this joke the last time someone posted it on anti-joke.com.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

what do u say to a girl after you have sex with her? i like cheese

Guess what I was with your mom last night so I wraped her in foil and put her in the oven.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

A jewish boy walks past a quarter on the ground..

rose are red so is u want to know why because i shot her

I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

A man walks into a pizza place and orders a pizza. When he got the pizza, he saw it had pepporonis on it. He liked that, so he ate the pizza.

whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

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So I was banging this French chick the other day and I couldn't understand what she was saying Turns out I raped her.

So a clown walks up to you and asks, "What'll always STICK with you? The violent disposition of humanity."

Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

A rapist leaps out a woman and yells "surprise!" and proceeds to have non-consensual intercourse with her. Later, he is arrested by the police and charged with sexual assault.

Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

Those who believe that Sarah Palin is dumb are living in some fantasyland. She could damn well speak as much as anyone else!

I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy mushroom soup in my testicles belly Buton cheese.com ( tickle my. Nipple frog)

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