There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

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why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

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How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

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You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

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What did Tiger Woods say when his wife hit him with a golf club? "Why did you hit me with a golf club".

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What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

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Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

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why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

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Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

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How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

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The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

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Justin Beiber

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A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

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why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

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How do you get a bear out of tree? You shoot it

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How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

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How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

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Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

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Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

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Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: *silence* Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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