Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

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why did tyler detweiler walk across the street? he didnt he has ceribral palsey

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What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

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Yo mama is so fat, she's bigger than a whale. I have two fathers.

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So a guy walks in to a bar.... and orders a beer.

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your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

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your so fat. your fat!

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What do you call a Rhino and a Lion having sex? Pointless, since they can't reproduce

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

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How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

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Knock Knock Who's There Me

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Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

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yo mama has one big titty and one small titty and the call the bitch paul

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why do muslims always turn to their left? Because they don't have their rights.

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A man walks into a haunted house and screams. He had arrows on a nail.

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What's the difference between a battered woman and a regular woman. There is absolutely no difference...

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Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

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Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

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Why did Susan fall off the swing? -Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper doesn't respond because he is a grasshopper and therefore can't talk.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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