- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

There's an Irishman, a homo-sexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community!

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

a man walked into a bar....

It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm Scizophrenic And so am I.

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She had finished her breakfast and had to get to her job as a firefighter.

whats worse then finding a bad antijoke on this site? finding a real joke on this site

There are two cows standing in a wide, green field eating hay. The first cow says: "Moo". The second cows says: "Thats funny, I was about to say that."

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

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