What do you call a black fire-fighter? A hero.

A black man has a job.

What is the different on a black guy and a bicycle ? The black guy steals the bicycle, but the bicycle dont steal the black guy. Yes, my bike got stolen ...

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Where did the girl go when a bomb was dropped on her? Everywhere

What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

If you share rice between 30 Africans what do they each have? Aids.

So a baby seal walks into a club.

If a tree falls on a woman, and no one is around to hear it, what is a tree doing in the kitchen?

Knock knock, who's there? Your mom! Oh I'm comming.

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was curious about something that had diverted his attention.

A Black man walks into a bar. He then has a drink of Alcohol and walks home to return to his family.

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

Like does not mean said. You can blame Justin Bieber for that one, cuz he was like "Baby Baby Baby" and I was like "no"

Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

You wanna hear a joke? Me too

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

Why did the crossing guard drop his whistle? Because a kid got hit by a passing elephant.

what did the chicken say to the other chicken? nothing, they dont talk.

A man walks into a bar. He suffers a fatal concussion and the playground is shut down by local police until proper padding is installed.

Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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