- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left the gate open, letting all his livestock escape, and crushing his prospects of trying to keep his family fed.

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

In my country we don't swim, we drown.

wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interupting doc- You have aids.

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