little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

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:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

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Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

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A man loses his wife in a car accident He then fall into a deep depression then hangs himself.

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What's the new green? Green

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why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

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Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

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One day a there was a guy walking down the street. If you thought this was a joke, you're wrong.

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Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

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Yes or No? You're wrong because it was both.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

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Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? Because it is Saturday

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why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the fried chicken restaurant... BAWK BAWK cannibal

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so a man walks into a bar..... and says ouch.

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Lets just say some of my boys owed me a favor, and that if we where all "clean slate workers" I would never have been able to pull some favors out of the higher ups. As far as for "these Shadows" of yours, I know nothing, while I invented the encoding format for the messages you use, I intend keeping it to myself. People here will still assume this is bullshit unless you get somebody to hack this site, believe me, its pretty damn easy to retrieve whatever data might have been lost.

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs.

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Gerald: Hey did you know I was named AFTER Abraham Lincoln? Gloria: Because he was born in the 1800's and you were born and named many years afterward? Gerald: Ah... I guess I emphasized that joke a little to much - I'm sorry this conversation happened

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whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

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I've never seen your mother, so I won't make any vile suggestions concerning her weight.

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A rabbit hops into a bar and sits on a stool, he then asks for a carrot, the barman didn't have a clue what he said because it was a rabbit so gives him a carrot to be generous. The bar door slams open and animal control put him in a cage and take him away. The moral of the story is that you should never let rabbits in your bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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