- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

Mooses

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

Chlamydia

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Knock knock. Man: Who's there? Hooker: The hooker you called for. Man: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. Wife: Honey, who is it? Man: The hooker I called for, but you haven't left yet. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

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