Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

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What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

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Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

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I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

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why did jim die? he had cancer why did jim have no hair? it started to fall out when he was 20 and now he is bald at 30 years old

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What's red and has two legs? Half a cat!

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Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

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Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

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Why did the pied piper eat tea half past three? Because the chicken tripped on the way across the street and the fat lady didn't sing.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

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What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

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A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

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How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

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A blonde and a brunette walk into a job interview. The brunette gets the job because she is more qualified and has more experience.

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Michael J Fox may not be able to draw a perfect circle but he sure can jerk off like a champ

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Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

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Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

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What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

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Why was Hellen Keller blind and deaf? Because she was a girl.

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You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

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Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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