- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

If a tree falls on a woman, and no one is around to hear it, what is a tree doing in the kitchen?

If you share rice between 30 Africans what do they each have? Aids.

So a baby seal walks into a club.

Knock knock, who's there? Your mom! Oh I'm comming.

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was curious about something that had diverted his attention.

Why did the crossing guard drop his whistle? Because a kid got hit by a passing elephant.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

A Black man walks into a bar. He then has a drink of Alcohol and walks home to return to his family.

Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

A man walks into a bar. He suffers a fatal concussion and the playground is shut down by local police until proper padding is installed.

what did the chicken say to the other chicken? nothing, they dont talk.

Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

A van drives into a car.

Like does not mean said. You can blame Justin Bieber for that one, cuz he was like "Baby Baby Baby" and I was like "no"

You wanna hear a joke? Me too

You know what happens when there's an awkward silence... Everyone feels a little bit uncomfortable for a brief moment in time.

How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

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