- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

whats black and hangs from my tree a plum

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i get tired of this shit let's have some grey goose

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

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