- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man is sitting on a park bench crying. A blonde walks by and asks him why he's sad. The man proceeds to explain he just lost his children in a custody battle with his ex wife.

There is a wizard standing on a street corner. A boy walks up to the wizard and says, "Can you turn invisible?" The wizard replies, "Oh, I'm not a wizard. I'm a hobo with a long beard and a bathrobe." The hobo then proceeded to begging the boy for money.

Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

What are the last words of a child dieing of cancer ? Nothing because he is to ill to speak

What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? Get on the ship.

Why is my son hungry? Because he didn't eat lunch.

What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

What's red and checkered and tells you to turn your music down? Michael

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

Two men walk into a bar. You would think the second man would have seen it. Made by Bobbie Pummel

Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

An arab says allahu akbar, people respect him as he is pronouncing his religion in his place of worship

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

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