- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

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You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

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Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

Yo Momma is so fat she is at risk of contracting Type 2 Diabetes.

Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

united we sit, cause we're fat

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

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