- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What headphones does the farmer use? He is going through a financial struggle at the moment and cannot afford such a luxury.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

What do you call a dead child? The product of a car crash

What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

Ever hear the joke about the blind guy taking care of the baby ? ... Good, because it's not funny to make fun of blind people and I doubt a blind guy would ever be legally taking care of a baby.

Why did the lemon eat salt? I DON'T KNOW!!

Barney is a dinosaur We see on medication! And when we are high on drugs He's a hallucination!

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

three lesbians on a plane they were all responsible and had sex when they got home and not on the plane

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

You have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars. You both have the same amount of money.

Q: What is the difference between a horny college girls and a horny high school girl? A: Usually, an age will seperate people in different grades. Also, what grade their in.

What do you get when John pulls your toe off the waterfall and takes three from an caramel? -6 to the power of golf.

Stop with the 9/11 jokes guys. They're just plane stupid.

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