so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

hey hey apple

Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

Mr. T watched "the notebook"

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

A fat guy!

Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

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