- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

Why was the man sad? His wife left

Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. They were walking and baby tomato starts lagging behind. So the papa tomato stomps on the baby tomato and says nothing because tomatoes can't talk.

Ants are the Velociraptors of the insect world.

How did the blonde trip the brunette? She stuck out her foot

Stephen Hawking

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

what did the homeless kid get for christmas? nothing he probably doesn't know what christmas is

Haikus are easy but some of them don't make sense but some of them do

good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

An airplane flies due north at 100 m/s through a 30 m/s cross wind blowing from the east to the west. Determine the resultant velocity of the airplane.

Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

- Why does a kid from Chernobyl have two heads? - Because of the effects of the nuclear disaster that occurred there in 1986.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow And daisies can be a wide variety of colours.

an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A worm in your intestinal tract.

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

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