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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

what did the man say to his horse? sex. -teagan doherty

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

Who has no penis Religious Believers

Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

A man walks into a sofa. BANG

what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

I am a mime

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

u r stupid! y? cuz u took the time 2 look at are jokes! haha lol

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