Why is an elephant big, gray and lumpy? Because if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Asprin.

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What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

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How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

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what did the guy do at the funeral? cry because his wife died

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Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

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Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

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what did the blue paint say to the red paint? i am blue

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

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Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

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What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

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Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

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Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

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Q: Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? A: Neither did she...

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Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

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Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

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How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

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its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

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knock knock who's there Bob oh hi, come in

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what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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19 roosters walk into a roller coaster

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What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

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There were three blondes hanging off a freezing cold helicopter. A burnette, a red head, and a blonde. The redhead's hands were getting cold so she let go so she could blow on them to keep them warm. She fell off the helicopter and down the cliff. A little later, the burnette did the same thing, i mean their hands were cold. But the blode then said " guys, your doing it wrong. You have to do it like this." She blew one hand at a time, " not like this: she showed them how they did it and fell off too.

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