What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

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NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

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Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

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What is older than history?

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An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

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Hah, I bet a faggot that lost his balls in the war is "above" such things as seduction and all things straight! 25 million US dollars, send them to me within a week, or I will hunt you down by tracking down every single one of your fucking followers (all six of them), and make you wish you where dead. And tell me where you live, send me your sister so I can rape her, send me your boyfriend so I can cut him to pieces, send my your children so I can make sure your genes stop, send my your mothers tits so I can hang them on my wall, and kill your father and post the shit on youtube! Maybe then we are halfway close a settlement.

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A bunch of kids are in a treehouse. The treehouse falls out of the tree and kills everyone in the treehouse and the two little girls playing underneath. It was sad.

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What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

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How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

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Communism hehe xd

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Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

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yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

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What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

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what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

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jews

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why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

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Girls Lacrosse.

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What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black —Stevie Wonder

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What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

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Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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