A rapist, black guy, and a homophob walk into a bar and the bartender says nice game last night kobe.

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What happened to the alcoholic man that decided to never drink ever again? He died of thirst. Moral: Alcohol was the only available liquid in this twilight zone... Anti anti joke

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As a kid I was always told that school would get me good places. As an adult, I have found that there is another thing that gets you into a good place. Shrooms.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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who killed more poeple than jeffory dommer, john wayne gayce, and ted buny combined cancer

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a prison. They're stopped by a gang. Hey, want to play a game? They answer "No thanks, we died in the last joke."

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Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

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What is brown and sticky?… A shit…

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How many amish does it take to change a lightbulb? Presumably only one, but since they do not generally use electricity it has yet to be tested.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because Acl tear stepped on a spit.

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What do you call a Jew A Jew

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Knock Knock. Who's there? William. William who? You friend...William...you invited me over.. Can I come in?

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hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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A group of 8 paintbal professionals land on an island to battle another paintball team. The team is then faced by a challeng of the other team ambushing them. Everyone is okay and not touched. A case breaks the window of the bus they hide in. They open the case and find a bullet proof vest. A man placed the vest on himself. They made it one by one out of the bus and to the otherside of the field the man with the vest was shot and started going... eghegeheghdjrhherbehgh and they pulled out a real gun bulet. They were now under attack by an enemy with real amunation. Then next man to run across the fied was killed. Tehy ran fr their lives.

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What did the grizzly bears have for lunch? Fish and tourists.

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What do you call a black man reading a book? An avid reader that happens to be black

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Getting an STD. What's worse than mixing up the order of the joke and the punchline?

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whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

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Knock knock, Who's there? Pizza hut delivery service, here's your pizza, Thanks.

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Why did Phil Krahn cross the road? Because he is gay

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I like my coffee the way I like my women.....without a penis.

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What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

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What's the difference between Mel Gibson and a pineapple? Well at a molecular level, not much because both are made up of atoms.

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