Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

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your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

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roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

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Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

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Did u know that 10/10 people die?

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What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

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what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

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I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

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How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

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How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

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There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

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Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

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The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

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What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

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You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

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In soviet Russia...things are different

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Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

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How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

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