- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

Violets are blue, Roses are red, We're doing it backwards, That's what she said.

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

AWWWWWW YEEESSSS!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

A dog is always in the pushup position.

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

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