- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the marshmallow say to the other marshmallow? We are both bananas.

Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

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why did the girl cross the road? no one knows because she was hit with a car and died on impact.

Sally bought a shakeweight. She is an alcoholic and is ruining her family.

Don't worry about giving me your phone number, I'll just follow you home later.

What do Black people call their fathers? Dad.

Q: What happened when Sophie broke her leg? A: She was taken to hospital where she was given a cast, and made a full recovery just in time for the Summer.

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? God likes pizza

Why don't birds cry when they get hurt, lose a loved one, or watch opera? How the f*** should I know.

Why did the bird plummet to the earth? It was shot.

a teacher walked into a bar and when he walked out he went to his car and proceeded to take notes about the bible, not realising he's supposed to be writing notes from his English book... he's dyslexic and got punched in the eye while he was in the bar; did i mention he doesn't drink?

Once upon a time there was a king who had a daughter. She eventually grew up and contracted aids got run over by a bus and shit her pants..

I had an amnesia joke But it was written down on a slip of paper because someone else wrote it down. Let me just take it out & read it to you

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your Grandmother died.

What's worse than finding an apple in your apple Finding a black guy in your school

Why did the bakery run out of the business? They weren't making enough dough

-Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? -No. -Well niether has he.

Whats more fun that a hooker - her mother

Why was the trucker making noises? It was having sex with someone

The speakers on my computer were broken, so I was going to replace them with John Boehner. Because he is the SPEAKER of the house.

Why was the chocolate black? It's not black you idiot, its white

Why does Michael J Fox have such good handwriting? Through years of hardwork, perseverance, and rehabilitation.

A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

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