Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your car repossessed.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Did you hear about the two guys that stole a calender? They each got six months.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Go home and hang yourself.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Q: What is usually black , is a rectangle and has two circles? A: An i pod touch 4

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

thumb_up thumb_down +10

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

thumb_up thumb_down +10

What's red and shiny? Not the holocaust

thumb_up thumb_down +10

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Little Susie fell of the swings. Where did she go? On the ground.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

thumb_up thumb_down +8

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops