- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

There was a two car pile up at wal-mart. 50 mexicans were killed.

A man falls off a building and dies on Impact

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

Why did the plane crash? Because its pilot was a loaf of bread

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

The duck didn't cross the road.

What do you call a bird with a broken wing? A bird with a broken wing.

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

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