- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

What do you call a terrorist on 9/11? A terrorist.

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

You're on a bus and the driver is black, you're white friend turns to you and says, We're gonna have a race on the highway!

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

How many Ethiopians can you fit in a car? Five in your standard sedan

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

How do you make a penguin fly? You strap it to the roof of a plane.

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

scientology.

What's purple, green, and orange? Dead baby with slashed floaties. What's black, purple, and orange? Same baby two weeks later.

What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

class is canceled. My professor died.

What's the difference between Miley Cyrus and a dead baby? One is a popular singer and the other is a dead baby.

What do you call a black jew? Overcooked

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