- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

Knock Knock the door's open, come in

what is 1 plus 1 i don't know ask your teacher

The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

Womans baksetball...

What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

your mom's stupid face is a dumb butthead. I hate you.

Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

Why did Dolley Madison take the painting of George Washington out of the White House in 1814. It was on fire. By, Luke Atkins

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

Roses are red.

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

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