- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

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