- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

Knock knock! who's there? Doctor Doctor who? No, this is your actual doctor, you have cancer.

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

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