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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is it better to be born black or gay? No way to know. That is, unless you are black and gay.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

What do you call a man in front of three trains that have explosives tied to them and that are making amazingly loud noises? An idiot who obviously can't identify danger and probably had a childhood injury that cause his life to be ruined forever most likely cause by an evil uncle.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette are on a cruise together. A horrifying accident occurs, sinking the boat and killing all of them. Their deaths are mourned by their respective family members.

you're momma's so fat, and i like fat chicks. is she home?

Why couldn't Jimmy run in the track race? Because he has been paralyzed since he was 3, due to a horrible accident

There was a boy and..........his dad said to go to the store to get his daily thing.........he went to the store and bought it......he came home and said.....HERE ARE THE EGGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

What did the blind quadriplegic get for Christmas? Cancer.

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

What is a poop on a poopstick? A pile of poop.

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid being killed in the slaughter house.

Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

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