- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

What is green and slow Grass.

What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

How old are you? 7

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ! Doctor- What is ? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

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