- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you win a game try your best

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

what has wheels and can fly and is purple? A plane i lied about the color purple

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

If the 49ers won the superbowl

Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

What did the Momma Kangaroo say when she couldnt find her baby?

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

this kid named terry stockton thought it was funny to get someone in the ankle lace then the kid got up and pucnched him in the face so hard he had a seizure

What do you call a 2 storied house ?

Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

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