- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You're a big fat monkey.

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

"Ask me if I'm a tree," "Are you a tree?" "No."

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

homosexual rights to marriage

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

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