- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two arabs fly into a bar in the twin towers

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

Cheetahs run at an alarmingly fast rate for short periods of time. Until I shoot them with harpoons.

A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

A storm be brewin!

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

What do you call five gay men walking in the same direction? I don't know the usual human does not take note of such circumstance.

Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

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