- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

It was a beautiful day. Face.

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What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

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