What do an elephant and a grape have in common? Well, depending on your ideological views they are either both God's creations or two examples of species which have evolved over time. That is all.

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An Asian couple walks into a bar, orders a few drinks, pays, and leaves

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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rose are red so is u want to know why because i shot her

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what's worse than dropping half your sandwich? Getting hit in the face with a sledgehammer

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What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

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Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcohol and it is killing his family.

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what did the postman say to the dog, nothing he doesnt speak dog....... but his mother in law does.

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What do you call a white guy in a joke? The first joke to specify one of the people in the joke as one with Caucasian origin.

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Why did the Old Lady cross the road? Because the worm selected her as a weapon

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police your parents just died in a car accident

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

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Do you like cheese? Yes. Okay.

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What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

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Bob Saget

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How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

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why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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What's more dangerous, a big rock or a small one? It doesn't matter. You can blame my mom for having me.

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Yo mamas so dumb she has to repeat the 10th grade...again.

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Q. What do you call a white guy with a black dick? A. Gay

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A black man provides has a normal day job and provides for his family while staying faithful to his wife.

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why wont me daughter eat my feces

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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