- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

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Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

Knock Knock. Not home.

How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

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