What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

Why was Rebecca Black beaten with a pole when she sang Friday? It was Saturday

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Sex education in Texas.

I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

Michael Brown

Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

Why did annie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Annie!

Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

What is a bull like in a China Shop? Calm, because generally any bull you would find in a China shop is probably made out of porcelain.

A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

Knock, Knock Who's There

Sloths

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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