What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

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Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

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Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

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Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

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How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

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What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

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Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a black man? It would be cannibalism to eat a black man.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

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2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

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I C U P White stuff

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How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

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Why did the garbage man cross the road? He was doing his job.

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What's the last thing to go through a flys head when it hits your windshield? Its ass.

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Yo momma is so old that she will be moved to a nursing home next week.

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How do you say a bad word in your language? Like this: "A bad word in your language"

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A brunette child with a blond mother is crying. Why? Because his father was just mauled by a Scandinavian dragon.

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How can you ruin someone's day? Tell them their mother has cancer. No really, I found out my mom has cancer a week ago.

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Knock Know Who's there? Not your dog, he just got run over.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop? Depends. Are you applying a lot of pressure and licking in short, round bursts, or are you softly suckling on the treat? Your mouth's pH level is also a determining factor, as the sucker digests at a quicker rate the higher the acid content. To put it simply, there is no correct answer, because the sheer quantity of variables makes it a tootsie-less endeavor. See how I said tootsie-less rather than fruitless? Now that's a real joke.

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Why couldn't little Susie ride her bicycle? She had Cerebral Palsy.

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Who is worse than Adolf Hitler? Lebron James

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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