- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

What's the difference between Asians and buckets? I don't use Asians to scoop water out of the lake.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

Asian women drivers...

Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

"Do you know the joke about the No and Me Neither?" "No..." "Me neither."

A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

A blind man walked past a fish store. For a second he thought it might be a womens vaginal odor, but then concluded it was most likely a fish store, and went on with his day.

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