How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

Why? Because.

Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society

Wanna hear a joke? Your life.

What did the man with one arm get for Christmas? A benchpress

You are so ugly that for Halloween you had to trick or treat by phone.

What's blue and smells? A dead girl guide.

children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

Why did Jimmy fall off of his bike? Well, he was always known for his lack of balance.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe

What's funny about a dying dog? Nothing.

whats the difference between an iron and a priest? An iron is a hand-held device which presses clothes and a priest is a person who is authorized to perform the sacred rituals of a religion.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? The chain broke.

want to get screwed for four years? VOTE REFUGLYCAN!

Tin is a chemical element with symbol Sn (for Latin: stannum) and atomic number 50. It is a main group metal in group 14 of the periodic table. Tin shows chemical similarity to both neighboring group-14 elements, germanium and lead, It is also the material Aodhan's house is made from.

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Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

- Knock knock - Who's there - James - James who ? - James Redwood.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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