- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

A horse shits himself SHITLESS!

What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

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here's my two cents worth! hands you two pennies , entire life savings

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

A British man walks into a dentist's office.

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

An Irishman, a Jew, an Asian, and a Priest all walk into a bar This is an example of a well-balanced community

what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

Q:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion

Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

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