- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the last thing that went through the crashing helicopter pilot's head? The propeller.

What do you call a child with a peg leg, and eye patch, and no hand? Names

like this or you will die at some point in your life

What happened when the 16 year old told her mother she was pregnant? Her mother was extremely disappointed that her daughter did not stay faithful to an abstinent life but eventually became proud of the fact that she would soon be a grandmother.

My brother found a worm in his apple. I dared him to eat it, so he did. When he tried to swallow, the mashed up worm congealed in his throat, killing him. Later, I found out that the worm had poisonous rectum fluids. I was given the Nobel Peace prize.

Q: Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench. A: A bench is an object and a mexican is a human being.

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? No Neither did she

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

Sprechen zie deutsche? nein!

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

Do you know whats funny? No do you know i was asking a question

Well, you see, I'm an extractor fan.

Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he wanted to

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

What do you call a teenager who cant add? A Total Failure

In Soviet Russia, Joseph Stalin killed a lot of people and there was nothing funny about it.

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

lets bomb africa

What do you call an arab ?

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