why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? - 2 Whats worse than 2 bee stings? - Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? - 3 bee stings Now, if you are smart, you would notice that no one really alive today was in the Holocaust, therefore you can not make an accurate comparison between bee stings and the millions of Jews being killed. -SPG

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what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

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What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

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My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

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I baked tonight. What did you bake? Brownies. What kind of brownies? Chocolate.

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What did the docter say to its patient? What?? Im sorry sir you have aids

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oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

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Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

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why did the boy fall of his bike He got shot in the face

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What's green and frolics in the forest? A flock of cucumbers.

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the blue man livedin the blue house the black man in the black house the white man in the white house but who lived in the white house ,not the white man barack obama

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What do you call a terrorist on 9/11? A terrorist.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

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How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb?? None it is physically impossible

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A seal walks into a club.

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What did the 20-year old woman say too the old man? HI GRANDPA!

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why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

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A frenchman, an englishman, and an italian walk into a bar. They proceed to drink their beer in silence, because they can't understand each other one bit.

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What is worse than a sharknado? A bullcano.

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What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

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What do you do when your archenemy walks up to you? Kill them due to their vulnerability, I mean they walked up to you...

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Yeah, haha, I tend to put myself under a state of trance at the same time I put others down there, which makes it difficult to stop it sometimes, I do it for ethical reasons, I mean if I would ever hypnotize someone into feeling really bad, it would affect me as well. You might want to get some water on your face, you know, so your upper lips don't envy the lower ones.

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Turkey Balls

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