- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

Roses are red, violets are blue, the little midget is coming for you. If you don't run and if you don't hide, you will probably be stepped on because of my incredible big size.

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

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