Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

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Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Women outside of the kitchen.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

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Not lying Red, I have my contacts, I am a "facilitator", I pull strings for my employers, and sure the FBI has me on their files, after all we have cooperated with them. Not because I wanted to, but because its my job, and it helps me use the best of my abilities and limited education (I am technically an educated lawyer, and not an agent).

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what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

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What would you get if you crosses a potato and a frog? Nothing because potatoes cannot breed with animals

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Somebody has robbed your house, how do you gather evidence? Look for traces of watermelon or chicken bones.

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How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

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what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

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A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

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How many ADD kids does it take to screw...

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock.. Who's there? Not Sally!

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why did the geman man hit the jewish man? because the jewish man swung a punch at the german man so it was an act of self defense.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? No it's Cindy Lou Who!

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If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

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Your momma is so fat because she ate alot!

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? statutory rape

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What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

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Amanda Knox walks home free.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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