- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

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Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHH!

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

Tim: You wanna hear an anti-joke? Billy: Yes! Tim: Okay, I've got one for you Billy: Let's hear it! Tim: 1

What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

A horse enters a bar. The bartender looks at the horse and says "Why the harness?"

Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

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