You know what the Germans have to say about problems? For every problem there is a final solution.

Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

Knock Knock! F*ck off

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

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Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

What does a Barbie Doll and Britney Spears have in common? They're both 100 percent plastic.

Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

Q why did the kids make fun of timmy A because he was an android with al chunk of metal added accidentally where a real boys crotch would be. Bwilkster

What did the plane say to the world Trade Center on 9/11? Nothing a plane is an object therefore cannot talk.

What do u say to someone u don't like? I thought I'd let u no tht I don't like u...

a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are stranded at sea,the brunette swims 1 quarter of the way to shore, gets tired and drowns.The redhead swims 3 quarters of the way to shore, gets tired and drowns. The blonde swims half the way to shore, gets tired and swims back.

Knock, knock ... ... ... Well I guess no one is home.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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