- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with, "In accordance with Megan's law"

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

some magicians can walk on water, Chuck norris can swim in water, faster than the average man.

Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing???? she had down syndrome

why did the chicken cross the road who's there and the man died of cancer congradulations! your preganant

How much is that doggy in the window? It's not for sale....it's waiting to be euthanized.

What happen to the girl that did the splits. Her legs broke.

(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

whats white and sticky? a white stick

Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

Hitler: A jew walked into a bar... jokes, it was a gas chamber

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

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