Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

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why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

A woman walks into a bar.

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

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