A. Why did the man crash the car? B. Because the driver was a blind man with no arms, who happened to have a psychological problem affecting his brain's ability to detect movement, thus making the car crash.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

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Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

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Two muffins are cooling on a windowsill. One muffin says to the other "It sure is a beautiful day today." The other muffin says "Holy shit! A talking muffin!"

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

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How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

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Why are you so gay? Because I am a homosexual.

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A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

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Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

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Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

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what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

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what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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What do you call a black jew? Overcooked

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My friend thinks he's smart, He said that onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

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When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

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A man walks into an oven. He suffers severe burns and dies on a hospital bed

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

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Can you spell iCup? I see you pee?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry Show me your tits

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

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What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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