there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

why did a bunch of black kids play in a pile of leafs? to have fun :)

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

Knock Knock Who's there Me Me who ME LET ME IN

What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

Q: What would happen if you didn't sleep all night? A: You would probably be really tired and start seeing things and speaking strange sentences as a result.

A gay man watches football.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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