What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

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why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

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Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

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-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

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Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

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What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

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What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

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The other day I was talking to this guy... Nice guy

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- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

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Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

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When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

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why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

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What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

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John is at the movies, when he drops his cookie on the floor. A passer-bier accidentally steps on it as he's about to pick it up. "Sorry" says his man. "I guess that's the way the cookie crumbles" said Terry. The man then proceeds to murder Terry.

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A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

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Why couldn't little Susie ride her bicycle? She had Cerebral Palsy.

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

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Can yas all stfu SBBBBBBBBBSBSBSBSBSSBBSBSSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBBBBBB

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What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A baby playing in a plastic bag. How do you make a man pregnant? Stick a dead baby up his ass! How do you stop a baby falling down a manhole? Stick a javelin through it's head. How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them. -S

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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