- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

Roses are red, violets are blue, i get tired of this shit let's have some grey goose

She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

Why didn't the boy's parents throw him a birthday party? Because his father is in jail for drug possession and his mother is dead.

Q: How do you eat a dead baby? A: One piece at a time.

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

What is red and has no legs? Half a baby.

What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

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