- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

why do you put a baby in the blender feet first to see its expression

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

Equal rights!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Apirl showers bring... Tornadoes that kill families

Why do birds fly South in the winter? Warmer, better food sources and therefore greater chance of survival.

What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

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