- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

Stop with the 9/11 jokes guys. They're just plane stupid.

three lesbians on a plane they were all responsible and had sex when they got home and not on the plane

Q: What is the difference between a horny college girls and a horny high school girl? A: Usually, an age will seperate people in different grades. Also, what grade their in.

Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

You have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars. You both have the same amount of money.

Why did the lemon eat salt? I DON'T KNOW!!

why do asprins work? Because they're white

Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

What do you call a dead child? The product of a car crash

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

Barney is a dinosaur We see on medication! And when we are high on drugs He's a hallucination!

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

I took a shower yesterday. You have no idea how hard it was sneaking that thing out of Home Depot.

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